Not you, Keith David. You're astronomical like usual.
"You're a loser just like me~"
more little details i was able to gather
i promise i wouldn't blame you
They have no natural predators. They ARE the natural predators. π‘οΈπ
Pierce The Veil - Bulletproof Love
do any of you guys like, feel like less of a person bc of being disabled? im not sure how to articulate exactly but i just don't feel like much of an individual, perhaps because of my lack of independence, idk
Strange Bird
everytime i see someone being "so obviously fucking wrong" about something online and i want to correct them, i think about this comment and it helps me remember the futility of it all. thank you u/YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD you are like the patron saint of online patience to me
The divine act of creation. To craft and mold yourself to completion.
queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.
queer housing groups are like:
“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.
we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.
you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.
we are looking for some who
you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.
we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)
people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.
*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”
i think this is the least appealing local queer housing post iβve ever personally seen, but a close second was the one with a communal household sex dungeon in the laundry room
